Funny side of recent Indian 500 & 1000 note BAN!

 Dear Modi,
Thanks for making all those dead WhatsApp groups active again.

Sala 9/11 jab bhi ata hai hila dalta hai bhai

 Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
– Rahul Gandhi 

This is a message for those who were criticising PM for being out of the country……If PM stays in country, see what happens 

आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे.    While I was creating the post. Pasodi ko pakka laga hoga “are these guys so rich”

After 50 Years

Satender Kumar Mall
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People aren’t stopping to look anymore!!

World has changed a lot but more than that it has moved a lot! What do you think?

Moreover, people are on constant move, virtually everyone one is busy but few knows the cause. Rest of us are simply busy.

People seems to be more in hurry than before, pressured by hectic work schedules and overloaded by other commitments and digital information.

Whatever I have read so far, I still fail to understand, how does it relate to the topic “People aren’t stopping to look anymore”

Guess you are right!!

Consider you are visiting some hill station and you suddenly notice some amazing view out of nowhere. 

What do you do?

Do we stop & experience the beauty with our naked eye and appreciate it?

Do we get lost in its amazing formations for few minutes?

Honestly that was 1990’s approach. Do you agree?

What actually we end up is one of the below: -

· Rushed to snap photos, bringing cameras or smartphones to our eyes before we would even looked at the scene. The view was mediated through a lens.

· Many others simply rolled by slowly in their cars, taking photos out the windows.

The idea seemed to be to collect as many quick photos as possible so as to post them on Facebook as proof that one had conquered yet another spot. We're harried, we’re rushed, we’re looking at our watches.

This ultra-modern approach is always keeping our body at edge and we are still in stress even we just concluded the best of best holiday itineraries.

We need to spend more time in beautiful spot/parks etc., for our sake, for our children’s sake, and for the sake of our body healing touches. This will also help next generation to understand the value of its existence and will help them to contribute towards its perseverance.

David Brower - Earth Island founder rightly pointed out “You only save what you love and you only love what you know”.

People aren’t stopping to look anymore, “They’re rush, rush, rush….

Satender Kumar Mall

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Educated Vs Learned

One can easily claim to be educated compare to becoming a learned person.

Why learning is difficult compare to be educated?

World has transformed to extent that information is available on finger tips, which is much needed change to intact transparency in data flow.

You might agree that each change has positive as well as not so positive effect but change is must to keep human life engaged.

Ultimately it boils down to human critical thinking to embrace it.

Learning = Education + Knowledge + Wisdom.

Learning is comprised of 3 key basic elements. Hence it is not easy to attain and very few make it to this bracket.

One of the most common example of our day to day life, which reflect that Education device us to understand & appreciate things around us.

For e.g.: We all share inspirational quotes, view on injustice toward nature or living beings, good life rules to follow etc. on WhatsApp-social media or in general conversation

BUT

Think for a second, how much percent of it, we follow ourselves compare to daily sermons we impart!!

No need to be scared of the outcome, Outcome is only for self-analysis & work toward its correction.

So what was the outcome?

We follow number of those only when it is convenient to us!! Else we ignore or convince ourselves ‘not to’ when immediate cost is visible.

That’s where we drag ourselves out from learning bracket and proud to be called as educated.

There are 3 ways to learn --

“Learning by experience: This is the hardest.

 Learning by reflection: This is the noblest.

Learning by imitation: This is the fastest.”

People can’t achieve enlightenment by learning in just one way. Different kinds of education are required for different kinds of knowledge.   

Let’s strive to become learned as this bracket is shrinking at faster rate which is not a good sign for humanity. Also there is less competition in this aspect of life.

Satender Kumar Mall

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हिंदी एक वैज्ञानिक भाषा है

Today is Hindi Diwas, 
Just came across very good tweet from संत इंदीवर ‏@frozenmusik

#हिंदीदिवस

हिंदी एक वैज्ञानिक भाषा है और कोई भी अक्षर वैसा क्यूँ है उसके पीछे कुछ कारण है , अंग्रेज़ी भाषा में ये बात देखने में नहीं आती...

क, ख, ग, घ, ङ- कंठव्य कहे गए, क्योंकि इनके उच्चारण के समय ध्वनि कंठ से निकलती है। एक बार बोल कर देखिये...

च, छ, ज, झ,ञ- तालव्य कहे गए, क्योंकि इनके उच्चारण के समय जीभ तालू से लगती है। एक बार बोल कर देखिये...

ट, ठ, ड, ढ , ण- मूर्धन्य कहे गए, क्योंकि इनका उच्चारण जीभ के मूर्धा से लगने पर ही सम्भव है। एक बार बोल कर देखिये...

त, थ, द, ध, न- दंतीय कहे गए, क्योंकि इनके उच्चारण के समय जीभ दांतों से लगती है। एक बार बोल कर देखिये...

गीता सार

तुम्हारा क्या गया, जो तुम रोते हो? तुम क्या लाए थे, जो तुमने खो दिया? तुमने क्या पैदा किया था, जो नाश हो गया? न तुम कुछ लेकर अाए, जो लिया यहीं से लिया। जो दिया, यहीं पर दिया। जो लिया, इसी (भगवान) से लिया। जो दिया, इसी को दिया।


क्यों व्यर्थ की चिंता करते हो? किससे व्यर्थ डरते हो? कौन तुम्हें मार सक्ता है? अात्मा ना पैदा होती है, न मरती है।


जो हुअा, वह अच्छा हुअा, जो हो रहा है, वह अच्छा हो रहा है, जो होगा, वह भी अच्छा ही होगा। तुम भूत का पश्चाताप न करो। भविष्य की चिन्ता न करो। वर्तमान चल रहा है।


खाली हाथ अाए अौर खाली हाथ चले। जो अाज तुम्हारा है, कल अौर किसी का था, परसों किसी अौर का होगा। तुम इसे अपना समझ कर मग्न हो रहे हो। बस यही प्रसन्नता तुम्हारे दु:खों का कारण है।

परिवर्तन संसार का नियम है। जिसे तुम मृत्यु समझते हो, वही तो जीवन है। एक क्षण में तुम करोड़ों के स्वामी बन जाते हो, दूसरे ही क्षण में तुम दरिद्र हो जाते हो। मेरा-तेरा, छोटा-बड़ा, अपना-पराया, मन से मिटा दो, फिर सब तुम्हारा है, तुम सबके हो।


न यह शरीर तुम्हारा है, न तुम शरीर के हो। यह अग्नि, जल, वायु, पृथ्वी, अाकाश से बना है अौर इसी में मिल जायेगा। परन्तु अात्मा स्थिर है - फिर तुम क्या हो?


तुम अपने अापको भगवान के अर्पित करो। यही सबसे उत्तम सहारा है। जो इसके सहारे को जानता है वह भय, चिन्ता, शोक से सर्वदा मुक्त है।


जो कुछ भी तू करता है, उसे भगवान के अर्पण करता चल। ऐसा करने से सदा जीवन-मुक्त का अानंन्द अनुभव करेगा।


Thanks


Satender Kumar Mall
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Jai Shree Krishna!!

हाथी घोड़ा पालकी


जै कन्हैय्या लाल की.

Raid

Hello guys After Addiction, here is another one for you “Raid”. Though the name sounds negative but people think it must have happened for some good reason.

Isn’t it?

Only country exists in the world, where culture-food-language-customs changed every 100 KM is? Any guess??

Its India.

Now you may be wondering that what this has got to do with Raid? Come on we are the only country who mixes other language to ours and absorb the fun out of it.

Hint: Are yaar life ki to raid lagi pari hai!!

{Foreign reader contact your Indian friends for translation. Indians are found all over the world. Reputation is so good that many country citizens happily run food restaurants as Indian Restaurants}

Coming back to Raid: - why this negative sounding word is so pleasing to hear?

First thing first – It is because we always hear about this word in context to someone not related to us. At the same moment, we utilise that opportunity to sanitise ourselves of any wrong doing.

For Indian it is a handy word to describe all kind of mess happening in life in a single word. Surprise!! The amazing part is everyone interpret the meaning in exactly same way. Isn’t it cool!!

Best part of "Raid" is, it can be used irrespective of profession you are related to: -

Student: Yaar exam ki raid pari hai!

Friend to another friend: Yaar uski to uski girlfriend ne hi raid maar li! Waise banda mast hai.

Hostel friend: Yaar Dad ki raid parne wali hai! Kal milne aa rahe hai.

Teacher teaching tuition in early morning, Student says: Yaar sir ne to neend ki raid maar rakhi hai.

Hotel owner: Jaldi peeche ki gate se bhago, Police ne raid maara hai.

Businessmen: File hatao! Income Tax ki raid pari hai.

Minister: Breaking new: CBI raid at X minister official residence in early morning. {sounds like triple raid- neend & reputation included}

Indian Mummy: Freeze ke raid maar rakha hai ! aur haan bottle mein paani bher ke bhi rakho.

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Satender Kumar Mall

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Addiction

Addiction is one of the nomenclature which is found across in almost all human irrespective of any age.

Yes, we can argue the level and type of addiction based on age or profession of human.

courtesy: Internet

Few inspirational speakers also suggest that if one is struggling between good/bad addiction, should try converting their passion as addiction. It will turn out to be win-win situation.

We all agree to the fact that excess of anything is injurious to health & environment. This may be the reason why addiction sounds negative and relates commonly to bad things.

Based on above logic, passion signifies excess to anything but in good way, what do you think?

Hang on there exists further classification on how (much, not so, so & so) bad a bad addiction is. This is directly proportional to members and culture of a society.

 

What comes to your mind when you hear word “addiction”? Come on now it’s already in your mind!

I am sure its SMOKING as in elementary, we all ended up reading same text book of moral education irrespective of private or government school we studied in.

World takes smoking hazards very seriously, we can find warning on its packets, even they do not shy from displaying rotten lungs on packet. But kind enough to provide smoking zone everywhere (in corporate offices, airports to name few) so that one can happily get their lungs qualified to be put on packets. I honestly believe it is still better option than blatantly call for Ban. You know it hurts economy, job also life span to add. Hello Dear, it seems “Life-span” becomes victim in both of the cases.

 

Come on put in comment if it was not SMOKING as first thing in your mind!!!!

courtesy: Internet

Let’s think of something good for this negative sounding word Addiction. Any guess??

WORKAHOLIC: How you feel about it in this category, I know obvious answer is COOL sorry let sound ultra-modern KOOoooL/KUL. This one help us to fit in company of both wise as well as trouble/challenger i.e. addictive. It adds weightage to your character and pride for addictive group to welcome you.

I am sure you will be disappointed that you wanted to read more but it has just finished. May be I love to write but not addictive to it.

Cheers!

Thanks

Satender Kumar Mall

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DevOps – (Development and Operations) simplified

In this write-up, I have tried to analyses the silent features of DevOps and Will it leads to revolution in IT industry or will turn up another ‘so called’ process improvement on shelf.

The core feature which is attracting industry to give a thought for DevOps is about its basics which is based on professional principles that helps business unit’s smooth collaboration. This basic feature was developed with collaboration of multidisciplinary skill-set people who are comfortable with software development, infrastructure and configuration such as system admin, tester and coder.

The DevOps movement is still in its infancy, but its gathering pace - there are conferences, mailing lists, irc channels, blogs and people to get to know.

Courtesy of http://www.thedevlog.com

Core concept at glance:-

·         It encourage the development of communication skills, understanding of the domain in which the software is being written, and, crucially, a sensitivity and passion for the underlying business, and for ensuring it succeeds.

·         The DevOps culture puts a focus on creating a fast and stable work flow through development and IT operations.  One main goal of DevOps is to deploy features into production quickly and to detect and correct problems when they occur, without disrupting other services.

·         It helps technical people feel empowered and capable of helping in all area. It infuses better reliability and availability, happier clients, faster time to market, and more time to focus the team's energy on core business rather than wasteful administration and firefighting.

Conclusion

DevOps is more of cultural shift in fast moving technology space where dependency and dark spot barrier can be minimized across the project life cycle since the goal of each individual in project is to deliver successful stable product to production. But at the same time it should not blur the identity of programmer as programmer, tester and deployment expert respectively. Operations people can learn development too, but again, nothing beats experience.

It is also important to keep in mind that you can’t force cultural change. It has to start from the bottom up, and it needs breathing room to grow.

It should not been seen as tool to save cost but more of easy, trustworthy flow of knowledge, helping hand across the teams. Using “DevOps” to save money by reducing staff will blow up in your face.

References:-

ITONE magazine

http://www.continuousautomation.com/

http://www.webopedia.com/

http://www.jedi.be/

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Satender Kumar Mall

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Amazing Pictures

In recent times , we spend around not less than 50% of time over internet for various reason.

Here are few amazing pictures, which one has to look twice to figure out what it is...

All pictures are collected from internet! Oops seems I am also spending quite lot of time over internet.

 It is considered one of the best pictures of the year. Look closely, the camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see are just the shadows!

Nandi Hills - Bangalore

The picture is not of sunset but it depicts the reflection light of the city after the sunset.

This is post put up by Indian army somewhere in Ladakh - India.

If you guys have got amazing picture please share in comments, I will include in the blog with your name.

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Satender Kumar Mall

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